Tuesday, 9 January 2018

November Rain

As requested by @CityGroundCamel, an ode to Forest and Karanka set to Guns 'n' Roses' 'November Rain.'

When I look in Aitor’s eyes
I can see he’ll win us games
And now that he has joined us
Well I know he feels the same

But coaches aren’t forever
And Forest like to change
So I hope he’s still our manager
When the season starts again

Been in this league such a long long time
Tryin’ to reach the top again, ooh yeah
But bosses always coming bosses always going
And no-one gets a chance to build a team to play
The Forest way

If we could give them time
To sit on the touchline
I could watch the reds
Just knowing that they’d do fine
Just fine

So if you want promotion
Then give the boss some games
Or he’ll just end up walking
And we’re at square one again

Now he needs some time, on the phone
Now he needs some time, signing loans
Oooo now he needs to take some time, arranging cones
Oooo don’t you know he needs some time, before we moan

I know it’s hard to play teams off the park
When your defence seems out to harm you
But if we can sign some centre halves
That should be enough to calm you, woah oh ohhhh oh oh

Start marking man-to-man, not zone
Bring Patrick Bamford back, back home
Oooo bring a new assistant in, Ian Woan
Oooo buy someone who wins us games, on their own

And when your team declines
And can’t stop losing games
You know the fans will slate you
Cos there’s no-one else to blame
Well never mind promotion
We still can’t find a way
So we’ll just end up playing
In the Championship again

Don’t you think that we need some players
Try and sign us some decent ones
New left back and some pacy wingers
Strikers that score for fun
Strikers that score for fun

Don’t you think that we need some players
Try and sign us some decent ones
New left back and some pacy wingers
Strikers that score for fun
Strikers that score for fun

Don’t you think that we need some players
Try and sign us some decent ones
New left back and some pacy wingers
Strikers that score for fun
Strikers that score for fun

Don’t you think that we need some players
Try and sign us some decent ones
New left back and some pacy wingers
Strikers that score for fun
Strikers that score for fun

Don’t you think that we need some players
Try and sign us some decent ones
New left back and some pacy wingers
Strikers that score for fun
Strikers that score for fun

Don’t you think that we need some players
Try and sign us some decent ones
New left back and some pacy wingers

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